BN Critters - February 7th, 2013

[surfpirate]

Thursday, 7 February 2013
“Foofoophobia …. ?”

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[Marnin Grita Guy]

Not the evil Bubble Gum Martini? Thats like Crack, or you would need to be on crack to enjoy it.

[CaptainP]

Wouldn't you freak out, too?

[backstreets77]

Its not a foo foo drink if its shaken and not stirred. Or so i was told.

[Capt.Flock]

yummy

[PA Parrot]

Its not a foo foo drink if its shaken and not stirred. Or so i was told.

Or sitting on a nicely detailed doily? Don't you usually keep a selection of them in your pocket?

[backstreets77]

Its not a foo foo drink if its shaken and not stirred. Or so i was told.

Or sitting on a nicely detailed doily? Don't you usually keep a selection of them in your pocket?

No i dont. But i guess people your age use to call them hankercheifs. This was before they invented tissues.

[pair8head]

Its not a foo foo drink if its shaken and not stirred. Or so i was told.

Or sitting on a nicely detailed doily? Don't you usually keep a selection of them in your pocket?

No i dont. But i guess people your age use to call them hankercheifs. This was before they invented tissues.

No a Doily is not the same thing as a Hanky.

[big john]

Its not a foo foo drink if its shaken and not stirred. Or so i was told.

Or sitting on a nicely detailed doily? Don't you usually keep a selection of them in your pocket?

No i dont. But i guess people your age use to call them hankercheifs. This was before they invented tissues.

No a Doily is not the same thing as a Hanky.

Just a side note. A certain group of people are sometimes referred to as
"doily heads". But not in a nasty way.

[Saltx3]

Its not a foo foo drink if its shaken and not stirred. Or so i was told.

Or sitting on a nicely detailed doily? Don't you usually keep a selection of them in your pocket?

No i dont. But i guess people your age use to call them hankercheifs. This was before they invented tissues.

No a Doily is not the same thing as a Hanky.

Just a side note. A certain group of people are sometimes referred to as
"doily heads". But not in a nasty way.

(brings me back to my childhood; mennonite raised; I didn't wear a "doily" but I did wear a 'covering' (a/k/a noodle or soup strainer) to school )

[backstreets77]

Now your a recovering mennonite. Or amish light as i like to call them.

[big john]

But of course we're getting off the subject. Where is Captain P?
Who trashed the bar? Who's paying for all the "liberated" booze?

[Bicycle Bill]

Just a side note. A certain group of people are sometimes referred to as
"doily heads". But not in a nasty way.

Strange, isn't it, that we will find it worthy of notice when a group of women are wearing head coverings ... but a greasy, dirty ol' baseball cap permanently attached to someone's head these days is acceptable — or at least tolerated — in almost any location and at almost every social level?

Not that I mind the cap so much as I do the lack of manners involved in neglecting to remove one's hat when entering a building.

-"BB"-

[phjrsaunt]

Its not a foo foo drink if its shaken and not stirred. Or so i was told.

Or sitting on a nicely detailed doily? Don't you usually keep a selection of them in your pocket?

No i dont. But i guess people your age use to call them hankercheifs. This was before they invented tissues.

Actually, they are called "handkerchiefs" (b/c it's like a little kerchief for your hand), or so my mommy told me.

[big john]

Just a side note. A certain group of people are sometimes referred to as
"doily heads". But not in a nasty way.

Strange, isn't it, that we will find it worthy of notice when a group of women are wearing head coverings ... but a greasy, dirty ol' baseball cap permanently attached to someone's head these days is acceptable — or at least tolerated — in almost any location and at almost every social level?

Not that I mind the cap so much as I do the lack of manners involved in neglecting to remove one's hat when entering a building.

-"BB"-

What gets me is when men don't take off their hats during the national anthem.
I also remember when women ALWAYS wore hats to church.

[nutmeg]

I think a bubblegum martini sounds good. In fact i think I want one!

[CaptainP]

But of course we're getting off the subject. Where is Captain P?
Who trashed the bar? Who's paying for all the "liberated" booze?

Nice attempt to get back on topic. It appears to have failed.

[Bicycle Bill]

But of course we're getting off the subject. Who trashed the bar?

Nobody; it happened naturally in accordance with the second law of thermodynamics which says that things will tend to go from a higher state of order to a lower state of order; sometimes referred to as the 'chaos theory'; other times referred to as 'entropy'.

Who's paying for all the "liberated" booze?

What liberated booze?  Alcohol is a volatile spirit; it evaporated on its own.
Yeah, that's it.  It evaporated.

Where is Captain P?

C'mon, I answered two out of three.  Sheesh!  Do I gotta do everything?

-"BB"-

[sistergoldenhair]

Well in my neck of the woods if you blow your nose into a doily you are probs going to get you a## kicked .. just sayin', so maybe captain p took too many liberties with someone's upholstery and whammo! That was all she wrote ...

[aeroparrot]

Columbo is still on the case.