Wastin' Away In Critterville (a comic strip by surfpirate)
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surfpirate
Here We Are
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by surfpirate August 15, 2013 11:02 am
bodypainter
On a Salty Piece of Land
Posts: 12634 Joined: July 5, 2012 3:56 pmFavorite Buffett Song: One Particular HarborNumber of Concerts: 24Favorite Boat Drink: whatever I get as a tip(no JELLO)Location: Enterprise,PA
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by bodypainter August 15, 2013 2:46 pm
No open blouses?That means no cleavage ships or breast sharks!
If I wasn't fishing in this all day rain,I'd be home doing something stupid.
dnw
Last Man Standing
Posts: 42813 Joined: March 3, 2004 6:50 pmNumber of Concerts: 121Location: South Georgia
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by dnw August 15, 2013 2:59 pm
Debbie
sistergoldenhair
Under My Lone Palm
Posts: 5399 Joined: April 14, 2012 10:29 amFavorite Buffett Song: salty piece of landNumber of Concerts: 14Favorite Boat Drink: Margarita on rocks lots of saltLocation: The Boondocks
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by sistergoldenhair August 15, 2013 4:01 pm
Let's get Bill to use his magical painting powers to refashion the sign ...
I'm just tryin to get by, being quiet and shy, in a world full of pushin and shove
sistergoldenhair
Under My Lone Palm
Posts: 5399 Joined: April 14, 2012 10:29 amFavorite Buffett Song: salty piece of landNumber of Concerts: 14Favorite Boat Drink: Margarita on rocks lots of saltLocation: The Boondocks
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by sistergoldenhair August 15, 2013 5:46 pm
bodypainter wrote: No open blouses?That means no cleavage ships or breast sharks!
As the resident grammarian, that sign could also be interpreted, no open containers, no blouses. If you were to diagram that sentence, that's how it would be. You see, there is a dangling modifier, which makes the meaning a bit ambiguous -- Miss Crabtree
I'm just tryin to get by, being quiet and shy, in a world full of pushin and shove
Rabbitz
Hoot!
Posts: 2995 Joined: January 16, 2011 4:19 pmFavorite Buffett Song: Growing OlderNumber of Concerts: 2Favorite Boat Drink: Rhum and PineappleLocation: The Barossa Valley, South Australia
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by Rabbitz August 15, 2013 5:52 pm
No Critters????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Always be yourself
alphabits
God's Own Drunk
Posts: 24328 Joined: April 27, 2006 11:03 amNumber of Concerts: 8Location: Bitsylvania
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by alphabits August 15, 2013 8:13 pm
I feel bad for Hope.
Apparently she's being abandoned.
sistergoldenhair
Under My Lone Palm
Posts: 5399 Joined: April 14, 2012 10:29 amFavorite Buffett Song: salty piece of landNumber of Concerts: 14Favorite Boat Drink: Margarita on rocks lots of saltLocation: The Boondocks
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by sistergoldenhair August 15, 2013 8:22 pm
Bring me your drunken,
I'm just tryin to get by, being quiet and shy, in a world full of pushin and shove
bodypainter
On a Salty Piece of Land
Posts: 12634 Joined: July 5, 2012 3:56 pmFavorite Buffett Song: One Particular HarborNumber of Concerts: 24Favorite Boat Drink: whatever I get as a tip(no JELLO)Location: Enterprise,PA
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by bodypainter August 15, 2013 8:33 pm
alphabits wrote: I feel bad for Hope.
Apparently she's being abandoned.
Gawd,Bits,that's good!
Rabbitz,with you on board, this strip is international and the cause is global!
Could Miss Crabtree check to see if any modifiers are dangling?
If I wasn't fishing in this all day rain,I'd be home doing something stupid.
sistergoldenhair
Under My Lone Palm
Posts: 5399 Joined: April 14, 2012 10:29 amFavorite Buffett Song: salty piece of landNumber of Concerts: 14Favorite Boat Drink: Margarita on rocks lots of saltLocation: The Boondocks
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by sistergoldenhair August 15, 2013 8:35 pm
bodypainter wrote: alphabits wrote: I feel bad for Hope.
Apparently she's being abandoned.
Gawd,Bits,that's good!
Rabbitz,with you on board, this strip is international and the cause is global!
Could Miss Crabtree check to see if any modifiers are dangling?
Okay everybody, hold up your modifiers for inspection!
I'm just tryin to get by, being quiet and shy, in a world full of pushin and shove
Saltx3
Moderator
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by Saltx3 August 15, 2013 8:36 pm
don't ya just hate a dangling modifier ... almost as bad as a hanging chad
SALT, SALT, SALT/Linda
alphabits
God's Own Drunk
Posts: 24328 Joined: April 27, 2006 11:03 amNumber of Concerts: 8Location: Bitsylvania
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by alphabits August 15, 2013 8:36 pm
sistergoldenhair wrote: bodypainter wrote: alphabits wrote: I feel bad for Hope.
Apparently she's being abandoned.
Gawd,Bits,that's good!
Rabbitz,with you on board, this strip is international and the cause is global!
Could Miss Crabtree check to see if any modifiers are dangling?
Okay everybody, hold up your modifiers for inspection!
In my defense, it's a little chilly this evening.
Bicycle Bill
At the Bama Breeze
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by Bicycle Bill August 16, 2013 12:11 am
sistergoldenhair wrote: Bring me your drunken,
Would be better if you dropped your top.....
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Just sayin'.....
-"BB"- "I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead." "Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
Rabbitz
Hoot!
Posts: 2995 Joined: January 16, 2011 4:19 pmFavorite Buffett Song: Growing OlderNumber of Concerts: 2Favorite Boat Drink: Rhum and PineappleLocation: The Barossa Valley, South Australia
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by Rabbitz August 16, 2013 2:40 am
Is a "Sha-Boobie Holster" anything like an "Over Shoulder Boulder Holder" or a "Fun-Bags Sling"?
Always be yourself
sistergoldenhair
Under My Lone Palm
Posts: 5399 Joined: April 14, 2012 10:29 amFavorite Buffett Song: salty piece of landNumber of Concerts: 14Favorite Boat Drink: Margarita on rocks lots of saltLocation: The Boondocks
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by sistergoldenhair August 16, 2013 4:30 am
Bicycle Bill wrote: sistergoldenhair wrote: Bring me your drunken,
Would be better if you dropped your top.....
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Just sayin'.....
-"BB"-
I thought about it, and then I remembered how old I am, and I felt it would be best for all concerned if I lifted my fins instead of dropping my top ...
I'm just tryin to get by, being quiet and shy, in a world full of pushin and shove
big john
Chewin' on a Honeysuckle Vine
Posts: 6100 Joined: March 23, 2006 6:39 amFavorite Buffett Song: One Particular HarbourNumber of Concerts: 30Favorite Boat Drink: Oh just give me a beerLocation: Enola, PA
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by big john August 16, 2013 10:01 am
I believe this is the guy in charge at "that pavilion".
Buzz Killington.
Who's got the rum?
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