BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

[big john]

Well I'm glad that's settled. Would have hated to resort to yet another
obscure eastern European language. Next would have been Slovenian.

[backstreets77]

Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink

Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).

[RinglingRingling]

Well I'm glad that's settled. Would have hated to resort to yet another
obscure eastern European language. Next would have been Slovenian.

Macedonian. Too many Slovenian speakers out there still

[FunkHouse9]

Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink

Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).

I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.

[surfpirate]

Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink

Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).

I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.

You people do realize that I am taking notes .......

[backstreets77]

Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink

Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).

I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.

You people do realize that I am taking notes .......

When you say you people, which mangina are you refering to? Just so I know if the notes are on me Ill man up my game some how.

[Saltx3]

Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink

Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).

I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.

You people do realize that I am taking notes .......

When you say you people, which mangina are you refering to? Just so I know if the notes are on me Ill man up my game some how.

Yea, right, good luck with that!

[sistergoldenhair]

1. Hmmmm .... maybe if I get the peeps to drink Landshark, he will sing it

Ya know, fruitcakes, 4 out 5 five bartenders recommend Landshark beer!

2. Garcon! A round of Landsharks for the house! On me! (Jimmy, are you watching?)

3. And now it is time for our drunken Nautical Wheelers sing-along! An a one an a twoah an evvybody sing!

I like it. You should write the plot from this point forward .....


Read the book GREEN LIMES and BEER here.

I believe this calls for more stripper bonus points. But sensei, I am not worthy of such a task on a steady basis. Let me say that I am not now seeking, nor have I ever sought, the office of ghostwriter for "the" surf pirate. However, if I am called to serve, I shall not shirk my duties. [smilie=asa.gif]

[FunkHouse9]

Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink

Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).

I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.

You people do realize that I am taking notes .......

Of course. If it's going to be degrading, at least make it accurate.

[PetalMel]

Obviously I've been asleep all week. I set myself up for this. Bring it on!!!

*sigh* I was going to kill your character off and move on.
Now I have to write an actual plot?

Oh, just draw me yammering in the backgound while everybody else goes about their business oblivious to the fact that I'm even there. You could title this little diversion series "Art Imitates Life."

OMG I have visions of you yammering about a pink (red?) FCM (stapler?) that was somehow misplaced. And then you will be on a beach mumbling about "Nautical Wheelers" being played to the steel drum band on the beach........

[backstreets77]

Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink

Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).

I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.

You people do realize that I am taking notes .......

When you say you people, which mangina are you refering to? Just so I know if the notes are on me Ill man up my game some how.

Yea, right, good luck with that!

Im a work in progress. Thanks for your support. Lol.

[owbishop]

Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink

Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).
I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.

You people do realize that I am taking notes .......

When you say you people, which mangina are you refering to? Just so I know if the notes are on me Ill man up my game some how.

Yea, right, good luck with that!

Im a work in progress. Thanks for your support. Lol.

Like you actually have game let alone man it up

[FunkHouse9]

Obviously I've been asleep all week. I set myself up for this. Bring it on!!!

*sigh* I was going to kill your character off and move on.
Now I have to write an actual plot?

Oh, just draw me yammering in the backgound while everybody else goes about their business oblivious to the fact that I'm even there. You could title this little diversion series "Art Imitates Life."

OMG I have visions of you yammering about a pink (red?) FCM (stapler?) that was somehow misplaced. And then you will be on a beach mumbling about "Nautical Wheelers" being played to the steel drum band on the beach........

Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for Nautical Wheelers and they played Tin Cup Chalice, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.

[Rabbitz]

Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for Nautical Wheelers and they played Tin Cup Chalice, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.

You don't know how big a salt grain can be....

Margarita with Salt... Vanuatu style

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[Saltx3]

Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for Nautical Wheelers and they played Tin Cup Chalice, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.

You don't know how big a salt grain can be....

Margarita with Salt... Vanuatu style

Margarita and Salt 02.jpg

LOL....I love Salt (now wait, that's PA Parrot's line )

[bodypainter]

Holy quap!
That sets the bar for a salted rim.

[surfpirate]

Obviously I've been asleep all week. I set myself up for this. Bring it on!!!

*sigh* I was going to kill your character off and move on.
Now I have to write an actual plot?

Yeah, and get to it quickly. Mime is money.

Just realized I can't kill his character off anyway. A mime is a terrible thing to waste ....

[PetalMel]

Obviously I've been asleep all week. I set myself up for this. Bring it on!!!

*sigh* I was going to kill your character off and move on.
Now I have to write an actual plot?

Oh, just draw me yammering in the backgound while everybody else goes about their business oblivious to the fact that I'm even there. You could title this little diversion series "Art Imitates Life."

OMG I have visions of you yammering about a pink (red?) FCM (stapler?) that was somehow misplaced. And then you will be on a beach mumbling about "Nautical Wheelers" being played to the steel drum band on the beach........

Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for Nautical Wheelers and they played Tin Cup Chalice, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.

I love you

[FunkHouse9]

Obviously I've been asleep all week. I set myself up for this. Bring it on!!!

*sigh* I was going to kill your character off and move on.
Now I have to write an actual plot?

Oh, just draw me yammering in the backgound while everybody else goes about their business oblivious to the fact that I'm even there. You could title this little diversion series "Art Imitates Life."

OMG I have visions of you yammering about a pink (red?) FCM (stapler?) that was somehow misplaced. And then you will be on a beach mumbling about "Nautical Wheelers" being played to the steel drum band on the beach........

Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for Nautical Wheelers and they played Tin Cup Chalice, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.

I love you