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Critterville Cove Planning Committee

Post by surfpirate »

The seaside town of Critterville Cove is expanding rapidly.
I anticipate that it will always be "small town",
but we really do need a central meeting place to discuss the town's business.

This is the place.

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We've had many people (and Critters) stepping up and declaring that they will
open businesses and/or handle various jobs and services in our town,
among the discussions elsewhere I have heard talk of:

LIST UPDATED and REVISED 12:25PM EST, June 16, 2008
Brewmaster ( aeroparrot )
Seaplanes of Critterville ( AlbatrossFlyer )
Postman, Director of Dumbassity, POET LAUREATE ( alphabits )
BG's Meat and Greet Tourist Center/Butcher Shop ( balcony girls )
Critterville High School teacher ( Big Phan )
BEG Andretti Taxi Service ( Brown Eyed Girl )
Head Cheerleader and Critterville Cove Deck Inspector ( buffettbride )
job searching and undecided as yet ( Capt.Flock )
Bartender at the Tiki Bar ( CaptainP )
Scuba and Dive Shop - "The Nautical Wheeler" ( C-Dawg )
Critterville Library and Bookstore ( citcat )
Conch Shell Blower and Gardener ( conched )
Flamingo Rancher and Welcome Wagon Lady ( Conolulu )
Creeky's Down Under Pineapple Pizza Pizzeria ( creeky )
Event and Party Planning ( crzy )
Critterville Cove Taxi Co. ( dewyduster )
Pharmacist - Desdamona, RPh ( Desdemona )
Travel Agent and Flip Flop Shop ( flipflopgirl )
Charter Boat Service and Bait Shop ( Gulfbreeze )
Otis ( GulfbreezeGator )
Popcorn Vendor . . . Beer Wench ( Jodibug )
Critterville Cove Country Club and Smokehouse BBQ ( Joetown Parrothead )
Karaoke DJ at the Tiki Bar ( Glorfindel7 )
Flip Flop Shop ( ladyparrothead )
Head of Legal Affairs ( LIPH )
Accountant and Freelance Photographer ( MammaBear )
Critterville Cove Radio ( Marnin Grita Guy )
Mango Dreams Tropical Jewelry ( nutmeg )
Critterville High School basketball coach ( PackPhanGirl )
Critterville High School football coach ( pair8head )
Medical Transcriptionist ( ParrotheadKalee )
Bail Bond Agent and Biker Chick ( pbans )
Town Auditor ( pema )
Critterville Cove EMS ( PerfectPartner )
Pimptress - Best Little Whorehouse in Critterville ( PHAW Webmistress )
CrittervilleNews.com ( phjim )
Auntie's Smokin' Butt and Beauty Shop ( phjrsaunt )
CNWS TV Weathergirl and Hurricane Hunter ( pojo )
Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar ( popcornjack )
Cigar Shop ( RinglingRingling )
President Critterville Cove Island Bank ( ScarlettB )
Coffee Shop ( SchoolGirlHeart )
Boobie Inspector ( SharkOnLand )
Winery ( SMLCHNG )
Critterville Cove Mini-Golf ( Snowparrot )
Critterville Day Care ( springparrot )
The Bike Shoppe ( Staredge )
Registered Nurse ( STL PARROTHEAD )
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons ( sunseeker )
Slick Willy's Weiners ( SunsetChef )
Surf Shop ( surfpirate )
Cook at the Tiki Bar ( tgr8one )
Meditation Temple ( tikitatas )
Critterville Cove Couintry Club ( TommyBahama )
Coast Guard ( Tropic_Al )
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons ( txaggirl91 )
Uke's Tiki Taco Cart ( Ukulady )
First Tiki Church of Critterville ( UAHparrothead )
The Conch Shell Amphitheatre on the Water ( wheatsailor )

NOMINATIONS FOR ELECTED TOWN POSITIONS
City Clerk ...... Snowparrot




And I'm sure I've missed a few.
Plus we've had discussions about the town's possible college and high school teams
(The Fighting Manatees? nah ... how about the Fighting Blue Footed Boobies).

Their are limitless possibilites. 8)

Discuss.

~~~~~ surfpirate
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Post by AlbatrossFlyer »

self pimping :lol:

seaplanes of critterville, the finest airline service in all of critterville cove....
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Post by balcony girls »

. . :D :D :D

. .yes. . I would like to submit my application for a business permit, please. .

. . it will be known as " BG's Meat and Greet " . .

. . a combination Tourist Center/Butcher Shop . .

. . " smiles and info up front . .meat on the side . . "

. . hoping you will accept this application . . .

. . phinnly, BG. .

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wondering what i could do ???
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Post by Staredge »

Well, no seaside town can live without a bike shop. I can see it now. We'll call it The Bike Shoppe. I'll have all the beach cruisers you could ask for, but also deal with the hardcore roadies. Old Schwinn style shop. Need the newest carbon fiber widget?? Got it. Need a bizarre knuter valve for a 60 yo Schwinn??Just happen to have one of those.
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Post by Tropic_Al »

I'll thank Jim Morris for the job description. :D

But somebody has to guard the beach, whether it's the Yucatan or Critterville. Might as well be Tropic_Al. 8)

I'm stationed in a beach chair
I've got a bunker in the sand
My eyes are peeled like a Navy SEAL
Up and down the Yucatan
The staff makes good mojitos
With the right amount of rum
You know I'm armed and ready
In case the bad guys come

The world is getting crazy
There's terror everywhere
And while I'm on vacation
I'm glad to do my share
No one's above suspicion,
So I check out all the girls
I'm pleased to do my duty
In this corner of the world

And I'm proud to be a sentry
By the Caribbean Sea
If they come by water
They gotta come by me
Jose has my back
In case they come by land
I'm a soldier of good fortune
And I'm guarding the Yucatan

(Guarding the "Yucatan" from the cd "Land of No Mondays")
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Post by springparrot »

I have no skills, can I either help Connie with the flamingos or sit next to Snowparrot :-? :lol: 8)
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Post by buffettbride »

critterville superhero clothing outfitters and SHA-BOOBIE lessons.
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springparrot wrote:I have no skills, can I either help Connie with the flamingos or sit next to Snowparrot :-? :lol: 8)
. .what. . ! ! . .no skills. . ? ?

:o :o

. .you MUST run the Critterville Day Care. . .! !

. .need someone to keep the keets in line . . ! !

. .your motto. . ." BYODT . . bring your own duct tape . . ! ! "

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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balcony girls wrote:
springparrot wrote:I have no skills, can I either help Connie with the flamingos or sit next to Snowparrot :-? :lol: 8)
. .what. . ! ! . .no skills. . ? ?

:o :o

. .you MUST run the Critterville Day Care. . .! !
OMG. I can so see Miss Molly doing that. :lol:
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Post by Brown Eyed Girl »

Hey...I want in on that winery with Penny...I have prior experience! :wink:

Other than that...Ambassador of Oreos...

OH! And the BEG Andretti Taxi Service! Buckle up! :o :lol: :lol:
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Post by springparrot »

buffettbride wrote:
balcony girls wrote:
springparrot wrote:I have no skills, can I either help Connie with the flamingos or sit next to Snowparrot :-? :lol: 8)
. .what. . ! ! . .no skills. . ? ?

:o :o

. .you MUST run the Critterville Day Care. . .! !
OMG. I can so see Miss Molly doing that. :lol:
Maybe, but I'm not sure I want to do that right now----kinda still stinging from not having a job for next year :(
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Post by Brown Eyed Girl »

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:self pimping :lol:

seaplanes of critterville, the finest airline service in all of critterville cove....
I heartily agree.

(Can I have a job?) :lol: :wink:
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Post by buffettbride »

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
AlbatrossFlyer wrote:self pimping :lol:

seaplanes of critterville, the finest airline service in all of critterville cove....
I heartily agree.

(Can I have a job?) :lol: :wink:
Ooooohhh!! BEG the flight attendant.
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hmmm maybe i can be the fixture on the floor at the tikibar
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Post by Brown Eyed Girl »

buffettbride wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
AlbatrossFlyer wrote:self pimping :lol:

seaplanes of critterville, the finest airline service in all of critterville cove....
I heartily agree.

(Can I have a job?) :lol: :wink:
Ooooohhh!! BEG the flight attendant.
Coffee? Tea? or me?? :wench: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Post by pair8head »

Capt.Flock wrote:wondering what i could do ???
Run the Aviary?
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Post by pair8head »

springparrot wrote:I have no skills, can I either help Connie with the flamingos or sit next to Snowparrot :-? :lol: 8)
You know Critterville High is gonna need a Principal and Teachers....
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Post by SunsetChef »

Please allow me to move to your beautiful town and open...

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Post by Snowparrot »

springparrot wrote:I have no skills, can I either help Connie with the flamingos or sit next to Snowparrot :-? :lol: 8)
Pull up a stool!
We can do this together and/or take it in shifts...

and you never know what other skills will be discovered...
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