Jimmy Buffett: God's messenger or Satan's minion?

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » August 11, 2008 2:49 pm

alphabits wrote:
popcornjack wrote:geography was never my strong suit.

Like Bluto Blutarski's "Germans bombed Pearl Harbor", we just considered it a bit of literary "license".
And it's not as if that was the only piece of the whole story that was implausible.

I could have sworn I heard someone say "hush he's on a roll" when Jack started the thread

Salukulady · Post by **Salukulady** » August 11, 2008 2:49 pm

JustDucky wrote:How did the Mississippi River deposit Buffett in Pascagoula?

he hatched there.

citcat · Post by **citcat** » August 11, 2008 2:55 pm

ph4ever wrote:
alphabits wrote:
popcornjack wrote:geography was never my strong suit.

Like Bluto Blutarski's "Germans bombed Pearl Harbor", we just considered it a bit of literary "license".
And it's not as if that was the only piece of the whole story that was implausible.
I could have sworn I heard someone say "hush he's on a roll" when Jack started the thread

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!
This is funny, pass the popcorn please.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » August 11, 2008 2:57 pm

I'm beginning to think he's actually the master of the Stepford wives.

Salukulady · Post by **Salukulady** » August 11, 2008 3:29 pm

LIPH wrote:I'm beginning to think he's actually the master of the Stepford wives.

Yes, and everyone of us are his minions........

Do you think that maybe when we're staring at the computer screen, they are actually flashing subliminal suggestion?........"buy more Jimmy crap".

JustDucky · Post by **JustDucky** » August 11, 2008 8:04 pm

Ahhhh, but it said from the muddy banks. Slidell is about as close as that would ever be.

Alabama?

Is it where you were born that you are from or where you grew up? Or both?

popcornjack · Post by **popcornjack** » August 11, 2008 8:45 pm

We'll call it "poetic license"--that and I was finishing up a 14 hour day at work.

To answer your last question, personally I grew up where I was born, but friends of mine who moved at an early age (before 5) call where they grew up as where they're from: "I was born in xxxx but I grew up in xxxxxx."

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » August 11, 2008 9:36 pm

popcornjack wrote:We'll call it "poetic license"--that and I was finishing up a 14 hour day at work.

To answer your last question, personally I grew up where I was born, but friends of mine who moved at an early age (before 5) call where they grew up as where they're from: "I was born in xxxx but I grew up in xxxxxx."

C'mon Jack ..... when did you grow up?

popcornjack · Post by **popcornjack** » August 11, 2008 9:55 pm

Fine--I got older the same place I was born. Happy pookie?

Big Phan · Post by **Big Phan** » August 11, 2008 9:58 pm

That's a funny thread right thar!

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » August 11, 2008 10:00 pm

popcornjack wrote:Fine--I got older the same place I was born. Happy pookie?

Aw schnookums, there's no sin in not having grown up. I've never done it and have no intention of doing so.
I have seen the future and it's name is immaturity. C'mon in pholks, the water's fine.

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » August 11, 2008 10:01 pm

Big Phan wrote:

That's a funny thread right thar!

Hey, we're talking the ultimate in absolutes here.
Heaven and Hell is no laughing matter, missy!

Big Phan · Post by **Big Phan** » August 11, 2008 10:19 pm

alphabits wrote:Heaven and Hell is no laughing matter, missy!

Silly noodle ho, that's why I voted 'popcorn'!

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » August 11, 2008 10:27 pm

alphabits wrote:
popcornjack wrote:Fine--I got older the same place I was born. Happy pookie?
Aw schnookums, there's no sin in not having grown up. I've never done it and have no intention of doing so.
I have seen the future and it's name is immaturity. C'mon in pholks, the water's fine.

I grew up once.... It s*cked!!!!! I've been regressing nicely since the age of 40....

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » August 11, 2008 10:39 pm

Big Phan wrote:
alphabits wrote:Heaven and Hell is no laughing matter, missy!
Silly noodle ho, that's why I voted 'popcorn'!

So which variety of popcorn did you choose ..... the "Perpetual Paradise" or the "Eternal Damnation"?

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » August 11, 2008 10:45 pm

"Hello, River Styx Transportation Service? I'd like to reserve a handbasket ....."

Big Phan · Post by **Big Phan** » August 11, 2008 10:48 pm

alphabits wrote:
Big Phan wrote:
alphabits wrote:Heaven and Hell is no laughing matter, missy!
Silly noodle ho, that's why I voted 'popcorn'!
So which variety of popcorn did you choose ..... the "Perpetual Paradise" or the "Eternal Damnation"?

'Positively Pergatory' for me, please.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

STL PARROTHEAD · Post by **STL PARROTHEAD** » August 11, 2008 10:53 pm

alphabits wrote:"Hello, River Styx Transportation Service? I'd like to reserve a handbasket ....."

yes sir, I can reserve you a handbasket.
How many are in your party?
Do you want nonstop service, or are you willing to do a layover?

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » August 11, 2008 11:03 pm

STL PARROTHEAD wrote:
alphabits wrote:"Hello, River Styx Transportation Service? I'd like to reserve a handbasket ....."
yes sir, I can reserve you a handbasket.
How many are in your party?
Do you want nonstop service, or are you willing to do a layover?

Perhaps short stays in the 2nd and 3rd circles and then express service to our final destination .... the 6th circle.

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » August 11, 2008 11:05 pm

Big Phan wrote:
alphabits wrote:Heaven and Hell is no laughing matter, missy!
Silly noodle ho, that's why I voted 'popcorn'!

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