TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN HAVING SEX

Fruitcakes101 · Post by **Fruitcakes101** » October 13, 2003 7:55 am

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again.
8. The uglier you look, the more likely you'll get some.
7. You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you the candy.
6. The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. You don't have to call the person that gave it to you next week.

And the #1 reason trick-or-treating is better than having sex...
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!!!

BrownxEyedxGirl · Post by **BrownxEyedxGirl** » October 13, 2003 2:19 pm

hahaha I love it! good stuff!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » October 13, 2003 2:50 pm

That is so BAAAAAAAD!!!!!

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » October 13, 2003 3:36 pm

phjrsaunt wrote:That is so BAAAAAAAD!!!!!

But SOOOOO true!

Ceol na Mara · Post by **Ceol na Mara** » October 14, 2003 6:20 am

Oh, that's funny!!!

ParrotheadNC · Post by **ParrotheadNC** » October 14, 2003 12:23 pm

funny stuff