Wife's Lawyer Questioned me about Buffett during our Divorce

[pwaveqrs]

Yep, He was trying to demonstrate that I do not "Need" an entertainment budget, because my job pays for sooooo much of my entertainment. (I am an engineer who goes to power plants for insurance inspections. Think that's entertaining?) "Mr. XXXXXX, Isn't it true that you are going to a Jimmy Buffett concert next week?" said Floyd X. Esq. All I could think about was really????? This all started out with the Judge asking my soon 2BX, why she "Needed" $1000 per month for entertainment. 2BX says " We go to a lot of concerts." Are you kidding me? Then her attorney says that she need $2000 per month to eat out, because she never cooks. She needed breakfast lunch and dinner out at restaurants.

This is why after 29 years, "it didn't work out." - A disconnect from existence.

By the way. While I'm at the concert in Tulsa she will be on a Caribbean Cruise. How come that didn't come out during the trial?

Look me up for an autograph. I'll have on the shirt with the Solicitor's Quote.

[jbfinscj]

Welcome to Buffettnews????

[pupnpony]

Welcome to Buffettnews - lots of shoulders and advice around here!

[drunkpirate66]

Welcome to Buffettnews - lots of shoulders and advice around here!

And drunks. Don't forget the drunks.

[phjrsaunt]

Dames. What are ya gonna do with 'em?

[LiveandletLiver]

Do you want to marry my daughter? She'll settle for dinner out every night and two concerts a month.

[LIPH]

Yep, He was trying to demonstrate that I do not "Need" an entertainment budget, because my job pays for sooooo much of my entertainment. (I am an engineer who goes to power plants for insurance inspections. Think that's entertaining?) "Mr. XXXXXX, Isn't it true that you are going to a Jimmy Buffett concert next week?" said Floyd X. Esq. All I could think about was really????? This all started out with the Judge asking my soon 2BX, why she "Needed" $1000 per month for entertainment. 2BX says " We go to a lot of concerts." Are you kidding me? Then her attorney says that she need $2000 per month to eat out, because she never cooks. She needed breakfast lunch and dinner out at restaurants.

This is why after 29 years, "it didn't work out." - A disconnect from existence.

By the way. While I'm at the concert in Tulsa she will be on a Caribbean Cruise. How come that didn't come out during the trial?

Look me up for an autograph. I'll have on the shirt with the Solicitor's Quote.

You had a $h!tty lawyer.

[buffettbride]

I think the real question here is who gets custody of the Frozen Concoction maker.

[phjrsaunt]

I think the real question here is who gets custody of the Frozen Concoction maker.

[Dino69]

Queue Jerry Reed’s “She got the gold mine (I got the shaft)”.

[lime rickie]

Yep, He was trying to demonstrate that I do not "Need" an entertainment budget, because my job pays for sooooo much of my entertainment. (I am an engineer who goes to power plants for insurance inspections. Think that's entertaining?) "Mr. XXXXXX, Isn't it true that you are going to a Jimmy Buffett concert next week?" said Floyd X. Esq. All I could think about was really????? This all started out with the Judge asking my soon 2BX, why she "Needed" $1000 per month for entertainment. 2BX says " We go to a lot of concerts." Are you kidding me? Then her attorney says that she need $2000 per month to eat out, because she never cooks. She needed breakfast lunch and dinner out at restaurants.

This is why after 29 years, "it didn't work out." - A disconnect from existence.

By the way. While I'm at the concert in Tulsa she will be on a Caribbean Cruise. How come that didn't come out during the trial?

Look me up for an autograph. I'll have on the shirt with the Solicitor's Quote.

You had a $h!tty lawyer.

The cruise was probably a lot cheaper.

[jbfinscj]

Yep, He was trying to demonstrate that I do not "Need" an entertainment budget, because my job pays for sooooo much of my entertainment. (I am an engineer who goes to power plants for insurance inspections. Think that's entertaining?) "Mr. XXXXXX, Isn't it true that you are going to a Jimmy Buffett concert next week?" said Floyd X. Esq. All I could think about was really????? This all started out with the Judge asking my soon 2BX, why she "Needed" $1000 per month for entertainment. 2BX says " We go to a lot of concerts." Are you kidding me? Then her attorney says that she need $2000 per month to eat out, because she never cooks. She needed breakfast lunch and dinner out at restaurants.

This is why after 29 years, "it didn't work out." - A disconnect from existence.

By the way. While I'm at the concert in Tulsa she will be on a Caribbean Cruise. How come that didn't come out during the trial?

Look me up for an autograph. I'll have on the shirt with the Solicitor's Quote.

You had a $h!tty lawyer.

The cruise was probably a lot cheaper.

No doubt.

[palmettopirate]

My wife's lawyer did the same thing. I think it was that shooting 6 holes in the freezer after an argument that sent her over the edge. I blamed it on Buffett.