Too much junk in the butt.
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Too much junk in the butt.
By Teresa Masterson
NBCPhiladelphia.com NBCPhiladelphia.com
A British tourist recently died after she allegedly flew to Philadelphia to get silicone injections into her buttocks at a Hampton Inn, sources say.
Police are executing a search warrant at the Hampton Inn on Bartram Avenue Tuesday afternoon with suspicions that someone is renting rooms in which he or she performs butt implant procedures, sources say.
Suspicions of these hotel-room medical procedures came about after a woman visiting from England allegedly died after a butt enhancement procedure and was taken to a local hospital, according to court documents.
Several women from England recently traveled to Philadelphia to receive butt-implant procedures in hotel rooms, court documents say.
The Delaware County medical examiner’s autopsy is not yet complete.
I know this is not funny, but at the same time so many quick one liners do come to mind.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41478945/ns ... ealth_care
NBCPhiladelphia.com NBCPhiladelphia.com
A British tourist recently died after she allegedly flew to Philadelphia to get silicone injections into her buttocks at a Hampton Inn, sources say.
Police are executing a search warrant at the Hampton Inn on Bartram Avenue Tuesday afternoon with suspicions that someone is renting rooms in which he or she performs butt implant procedures, sources say.
Suspicions of these hotel-room medical procedures came about after a woman visiting from England allegedly died after a butt enhancement procedure and was taken to a local hospital, according to court documents.
Several women from England recently traveled to Philadelphia to receive butt-implant procedures in hotel rooms, court documents say.
The Delaware County medical examiner’s autopsy is not yet complete.
I know this is not funny, but at the same time so many quick one liners do come to mind.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41478945/ns ... ealth_care
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Re: Too much junk in the butt.
Are these actually Implants or just simply trans-plants from donors in New Jersey...?
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Re: Too much junk in the butt.
It is TOO funny!!!
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Re: Too much junk in the butt.
I got some junk to donate. A LOT of junk.
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Re: Too much junk in the butt.
I know I don't got no back.... an no way would I add implants to that area.
I wonder if you can feel them when you sit down? Does it feel like you are sitting on a cushioned toilet seat?
I wonder if you can feel them when you sit down? Does it feel like you are sitting on a cushioned toilet seat?
I must be wishing on someone else's star....
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Re: Too much junk in the butt.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Re: Too much junk in the butt.
Thanks Larry,LIPH wrote:What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
Now I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight with that stupid song in my head
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Re: Too much junk in the butt.
Leave it to Barry to come up with something like this...
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But the authorities insist on my leaving
Take care my American friend
Re: Too much junk in the butt.
How bad can healthcare be in England that a person is willing to fly to america and have a procedure done at a Hampton Inn in Philadelphia?
Rub yours on me and I'll rub mine on you
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Re: Too much junk in the butt.
buffettbride wrote:I got some junk to donate. A LOT of junk.
Me, too ! In fact, at first, I thought Barry started this thread about me !!
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Re: Too much junk in the butt.
Skibo wrote:How bad can healthcare be in England that a person is willing to fly to america and have a procedure done at a Hampton Inn in Philadelphia?
exactly
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Re: Too much junk in the butt.
citcat wrote:buffettbride wrote:I got some junk to donate. A LOT of junk.
Me, too ! In fact, at first, I thought Barry started this thread about me !!
You have no junk, you have schnitzel.
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Re: Too much junk in the butt.
Oooooh, I bet Hilton's not going to like this! No flag flying at that Hampton anymore......
I'll be happy to donate plenty if you need it Janice....
I'll be happy to donate plenty if you need it Janice....
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Re: Too much junk in the butt.
Well, I AM half German !!!Marnin Grita Guy wrote:citcat wrote:buffettbride wrote:I got some junk to donate. A LOT of junk.
Me, too ! In fact, at first, I thought Barry started this thread about me !!
You have no junk, you have schnitzel.