Mindbender #479

Post by **SMLCHNG** » March 22, 2010 9:00 pm

Approximately 31,000 people will get treated this year for lacerations from this _____..

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » March 22, 2010 9:17 pm

pop-top

.... or is that only in Margaritaville?

karat · Post by **karat** » March 22, 2010 9:19 pm

Paper cuts!

Slicing bagles

parrothead3282 · Post by **parrothead3282** » March 22, 2010 10:33 pm

steak knife

running with scissors

spork

broken glass

rich_big · Post by **rich_big** » March 23, 2010 12:18 am

can opener.

nutmeg · Post by **nutmeg** » March 23, 2010 12:51 am

razor?

Bicycle Bill · Post by **Bicycle Bill** » March 23, 2010 5:02 pm

Trying to open those hermetically-sealed hard-plastic bubble packs.

-"BB"-

rich_big · Post by **rich_big** » March 24, 2010 1:07 am

toilet seat.

pair8head · Post by **pair8head** » March 24, 2010 3:28 pm

A Zipper

karat · Post by **karat** » March 25, 2010 7:32 am

opening a new dvd, cd box or anything in that super strong plastic casing

Cincy'sOwnDrunk · Post by **Cincy'sOwnDrunk** » March 25, 2010 7:18 pm

Cat

Dog

Racoon

Cincy'sOwnDrunk · Post by **Cincy'sOwnDrunk** » March 25, 2010 7:18 pm

Cat

Dog

Racoon

C-Dawg · Post by **C-Dawg** » March 25, 2010 7:22 pm

kitchen knife

chain saw

paper cuts

parrothead3282 · Post by **parrothead3282** » March 25, 2010 8:13 pm

Finger/Toe nail clippers

opened canned food top

broken glass

axe/hatchet

Post by **SMLCHNG** » March 25, 2010 8:26 pm

This is not a tool, nor is it something generally found in the kitchen.

karat · Post by **karat** » March 25, 2010 8:42 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:This is not a tool, nor is it something generally found in the kitchen.

paper towels?

grapefruit spoon?

Foil/plastic wrap box's metal edge!

this stuff is not in our kitchen

fins2theleft · Post by **fins2theleft** » March 25, 2010 9:53 pm

a soda/beer can?!?!

Bicycle Bill · Post by **Bicycle Bill** » March 26, 2010 5:02 pm

Cutting their hand while trying to open a twist-off bottle cap.
(or trying to twist off what they *thought* was a twist-off bottle cap)

-"BB"-

rich_big · Post by **rich_big** » March 26, 2010 8:44 pm

roller skate injury.

karat · Post by **karat** » March 26, 2010 8:49 pm

shovel

desk drawer! (workmens comp)

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