BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

[surfpirate]

Wednesday, 19 March 2014
“One with everything ...."

Confused? Don't be. Get in on the stupidity and *Thank you* for your participation.
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[surfpirate]

[Martyritaville]

Love it.

[Saltx3]

[VanillaGrl]

[big john]

Brother Shecky. I get it.

[surfpirate]

Brother Shecky. I get it.

Excellent Brother Big John ... you and I are old and wise.

[Saltx3]

I'm not at camp to eat pizza....I'm at camp to hang out at the salt spa

[Tiki Torches]

If you have to explain the joke....

[surfpirate]

The Aussie newsman was pretty clueless.

[alphabits]

Big hitter, the Lama.

[Saltx3]

Big hitter, the Lama.

is your mama a lama

[alphabits]

Big hitter, the Lama.

is your mama a lama

No, I think she was a Presbyterian.

[Rabbitz]

The Aussie newsman was pretty clueless.

Sadly, they all are.

However, Stefanovic is not a journo. He hosts our cheap rip off of the Today show. Which makes him even more clueless and lame.

For example, a random tweet:

Karl Stefanovic ‏@karlstefanovic Mar 1
When Michael Holding is commentating I like to play Bob Marley. It brings out the naked bongo playing rasta in me.



It just so sad

[surfpirate]

There appears to be confusion in some circles about today's strip.
The joke is multi-layered, much like a pizza with everything. Brother Shecky is a brilliant nod
to famed Vegas American comedian Shecky Greene (another "layer" to a finely honed strip).
"Make me one with everything" works as a Buddhist mantra and "extra anchovies"
contribute comedic balance to the much misinterpreted First Noble Truth, often translated "Life is suffering."
The self is neither finite nor infinite. Zen is not Karma and recycled jokes are reincarnation.

Or possibly the mushrooms on my pizza were questionable and I just write stupid stuff.

[sistergoldenhair]

I laughed at the pizza joke! I guess that means I am not at my highest plane of existence yet.

Oh, and I'll take one large pie with extra enlightenment ...

[Saltx3]

life in general makes no sense to me most the time....I just laugh as I go....so keep on keepin SP

[bodypainter]

The circle of humor/recycling I found with the anchovies as a perfect topping at a Salt Spa.

[Bicycle Bill]

There appears to be confusion in some circles about today's strip.
The joke is multi-layered, much like a pizza with everything. Brother Shecky is a brilliant nod to famed Vegas American comedian Shecky Greene (another "layer" to a finely honed strip).
"Make me one with everything" works as a Buddhist mantra and "extra anchovies" contribute comedic balance to the much misinterpreted First Noble Truth, often translated "Life is suffering."
The self is neither finite nor infinite. Zen is not Karma and recycled jokes are reincarnation.

Or possibly the mushrooms on my pizza were questionable and I just write stupid stuff.

It wasn't the mushrooms.....

-"BB"-

[Tiki Torches]

There appears to be confusion in some circles about today's strip. The joke is multi-layered, much like a pizza with everything. Brother Shecky is a brilliant nod to famed Vegas American comedian Shecky Greene (another "layer" to a finely honed strip). "Make me one with everything" works as a Buddhist mantra and "extra anchovies" contribute comedic balance to the much misinterpreted First Noble Truth, often translated "Life is suffering." The self is neither finite nor infinite. Zen is not Karma and recycled jokes are reincarnation.

Or possibly the mushrooms on my pizza were questionable and I just write stupid stuff.

It's also quite possible that your strips just aren't funny.