"Dear Tipsy"

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"Dear Tipsy"

Post by surfpirate »

SAMPLES. Ummmm, these are actual letters that were sent to "Dear Abby" (but you get the idea of what we're looking for). 8)

Dear Tipsy.

I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure the baby I am carrying is his.

Dear Tipsy,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?


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Post by flipflopgirl »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Snowparrot »

Perfect!!
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Post by UnkFrank »

Dear Tipsy,

I have a question for an advice columnist to advise me about a certain situation, but I'm not sure about asking an advice columnist for advice because I might not like the advice an advice columnist would advise me to do. Can you give me some advice and advise me what to do?

Signed,
A. D. Vice-Lacking
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Post by C-Dawg »

Dear Tipsy,
I've been hanging out at the strip club with a couple of buddies for over a week, drinking beer and supporting the single moms. But now, my ass and eyes are getting sore from sitting, lack of sleep and the week-long bender. To top it off, our credit card is maxed and I'm almost of of $1 bills. What should I do?
Signed,
Sick Puppy
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Dear Tipsy,

Every day, I find that I am covered in cheese especially in my hair. I don't know who throws it but I think I know who is doing it. How should I confront this person?

Sincerely,
Cheesehead.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Barb

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Post by PetalMel »

Dear Tipsy,

For some reason I find myself drawn to critters that don't seem to have any real jobs or purpose other than to mosey around, spend time in a tiki bar, spend money at stripper clubs, and inflate themselves where ever there are grass skirts, coconut bras, and liquor. I find that my life just isn't fulfilled until I have been able to see them, read about what they are doing, and wish I was with them. Do you think this is strange? My therapist thinks so, but I think he just wants my money.

Sincerely,

Vicariously Crittered
well, ummmmmmm, yah, I guess I better come up with something witty to put in this spot since everyone is reading it.......

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Post by flipflopgirl »

C-Dawg wrote:Dear Tipsy,
I've been hanging out at the strip club with a couple of buddies for over a week, drinking beer and supporting the single moms. But now, my ass and eyes are getting sore from sitting, lack of sleep and the week-long bender. To top it off, our credit card is maxed and I'm almost of of $1 bills. What should I do?
Signed,
Sick Puppy

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Dear Tipsy,

Sometimes I'm just driving along minding my own business and I suddenly feel like I'm in a neighborhood where I just don't belong. Did the Welcome Wagon always have flashing lights on top?

Sincerely,
A Safe Driver
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Post by RinglingRingling »

Dear Tipsy,

I am a student at a small Midwestern University and I have to tell you, I never thought this situation would ever happen to me...
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Post by TipsyLilPinkMousey »

~poised at her keyboard~

~ponders who to answer first~









~throws cheese at Ravi~

~scurries off to MSC~
"hmm hmm la la la hmmm" MOUSEY KA-POW!!! "hmm hmm la la la hmmm" -moi!

Need advice? Click here to ask Dear Tipsy!
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Dear Tipsy,

I love Sundays, professional football and tailgating. I am also a Washington Redskins fan. My friends think I am crazy. Is there any hope for me?

~~~ confused DC tailgater
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Post by RinglingRingling »

surfpirate wrote:Dear Tipsy,

I love Sundays, professional football and tailgating. I am also a Washington Redskins fan. My friends think I am crazy. Is there any hope for me?

~~~ confused DC tailgater
I can't speak for Tipsy, but I think I see your problem.
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Post by z-man »

RinglingRingling wrote:
surfpirate wrote:Dear Tipsy,

I love Sundays, professional football and tailgating. I am also a Washington Redskins fan. My friends think I am crazy. Is there any hope for me?

~~~ confused DC tailgater
I can't speak for Tipsy, but I think I see your problem.
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Post by pair8head »

Dear Tipsy Dear Tipsy
you won't believe this
but my stomach makes noises
whenever I kiss.
My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head
but my stomach tells me
to write you instead.

Signed
Noisemaker
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Post by Hockey Mon »

Dear Tipsy,

I'm a owner of a professional sports team and no one seems to like me. I try to be nice and bring in high price talent but my team stinks. I give lots of coaches a chance to coach the team. I give the fans the honor of going to the games and paying out the nose for everything but they still don't like me. I am a little short in height but I don't think I'm trying to overcompensate. How do I get people to like me and how do I get my football team to win?

Signed,
Sandy Delnier
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Hockey Mon wrote:Signed,
Sandy Delnier
There must a pun in that name (right?). I'm just not getting it. What am I missing?
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:D :D
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Post by C-Dawg »

surfpirate wrote:
Hockey Mon wrote:Signed,
Sandy Delnier
There must a pun in that name (right?). I'm just not getting it. What am I missing?
re-arrange the letters
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