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Marnin Grita Guy
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Too much junk in the butt.

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By Teresa Masterson
NBCPhiladelphia.com NBCPhiladelphia.com

A British tourist recently died after she allegedly flew to Philadelphia to get silicone injections into her buttocks at a Hampton Inn, sources say.

Police are executing a search warrant at the Hampton Inn on Bartram Avenue Tuesday afternoon with suspicions that someone is renting rooms in which he or she performs butt implant procedures, sources say.

Suspicions of these hotel-room medical procedures came about after a woman visiting from England allegedly died after a butt enhancement procedure and was taken to a local hospital, according to court documents.

Several women from England recently traveled to Philadelphia to receive butt-implant procedures in hotel rooms, court documents say.

The Delaware County medical examiner’s autopsy is not yet complete.


I know this is not funny, but at the same time so many quick one liners do come to mind.


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:o :o :o
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Are these actually Implants or just simply trans-plants from donors in New Jersey...?
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It is TOO funny!!! :lol:
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I got some junk to donate. A LOT of junk.
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I know I don't got no back.... an no way would I add implants to that area.

I wonder if you can feel them when you sit down? Does it feel like you are sitting on a cushioned toilet seat?
I must be wishing on someone else's star....

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What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here

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LIPH wrote:What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
Thanks Larry,
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Leave it to Barry to come up with something like this... :lol:
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Post by Skibo »

How bad can healthcare be in England that a person is willing to fly to america and have a procedure done at a Hampton Inn in Philadelphia?
Rub yours on me and I'll rub mine on you

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buffettbride wrote:I got some junk to donate. A LOT of junk.

Me, too ! In fact, at first, I thought Barry started this thread about me !!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Skibo wrote:How bad can healthcare be in England that a person is willing to fly to america and have a procedure done at a Hampton Inn in Philadelphia?

exactly :roll:
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Post by Marnin Grita Guy »

citcat wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I got some junk to donate. A LOT of junk.

Me, too ! In fact, at first, I thought Barry started this thread about me !!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You have no junk, you have schnitzel.

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Post by Conolulu »

Oooooh, I bet Hilton's not going to like this! No flag flying at that Hampton anymore...... :lol:

I'll be happy to donate plenty if you need it Janice.... :roll:

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Marnin Grita Guy wrote:
citcat wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I got some junk to donate. A LOT of junk.

Me, too ! In fact, at first, I thought Barry started this thread about me !!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You have no junk, you have schnitzel.

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