Well, I would officially like to offer my services to this worthy endevour. I feel that though I am multi-talented, I would best serve this administration overseeing the agricultural/interior needs of our fine nation. Here's my three point plan:
1. Limes, we need them for our coronas/ritas and also to avoid scurvy. In fact, we need many different tropical fruits for our boat drinks. I will ensure our country will never be lacking in this area.
2. Natural resources - we have to preserve the natural beauty of this fine country. We have to protect the wildlife and provide proper healthy habitats for them (including Monkey Boy).
3. Cash crops - we need new cash crops for a stable economy. We should look back at history and remember what our founding fathers (and mothers) grew, namely, cannabis. Please refer to a history lesson from Prof. Slater:
STONER
George toked weed man?
SLATER
Absolutely George toked weed. Are you kidding me man. He grew fields of fields of that stuff man. That's what I'm talking about. Fields.
STONER
He grew that s*** up Mount Vernon man?
SLATER
Mount Vernon man. He grew it all over the country man. He had people growing it all over the country, you know.
The whole country back then was getting high. Let me tell you man, 'cos, 'cos, 'cos he knew. He was on to something man. He knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states man. So he grew fields of it man. But you know what? Behind every good man there's a woman. And that woman was Martha Washington man. And every day George would come home. She'd have a big fat bowl waiting for him man when he'd come in the door man. She was hip, hip, hip lady man.
I will ensure proper quality and availability for those who so choose to partake, as well as using the profits from the sale of this crop to fund government projects of the new regime.
I humbly await a response, thank you for your consideration