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Post by Desdamona »

Ilph wrote:THE PARROTTHEAD PARTY

President: ILPH
Vice President: Brown Eyed Girl
Public Relations Director: Desdamona
Drunken Head of Security and Pudding Wrestling Coordinator: Sailing Again
Keepers of the Lick- Her Cabinent: Buffett Bride & Coconuts (this is a very important position for our party and therefore deems two people)
Intern and Cigar Provider: MojosMama
I am so glad I've had a lot of experience photographing crazy, drunken
behavior! I feel quite qualified to present this team in the best possible
light... which at this point sounds like it may be a blue one... or maybe
the one Jimmy is using in his new psychodelic rendition of WDWGDAS. :D
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Post by MojosMama »

Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar. :wench:
You're gonna go far,
You're gonna fly high,
You're never gonna die,
You're gonna make it if you try;
They're gonna love you 8)
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Post by finz83 »

I can jump in the (liquor) cabinet. However, what can I offer. 2 things, I can make sure our PH president has a continuous supply of jello shots so he is on his A-game for all decision making. And I can be the medical staff, so when the cabinet has meetings that lead to the president going shot for shot with the cabinet until they come to an agreement, and then he happens to sprain an ankle on the way back to the oval office, I can help him bounce back from that injury.

I only ask that I be involved in the cabinet meetings/shot debates 8)

Is there some sort of interview process involved?
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Post by Ilph »

NEW ADDITIONS:

I would like to officially welcome the new additions to the Parrotthead Party!

Secretary of Coronas, Margaritas and party supplies: Big Hat Carmen

Captain of the presidential yacht: Super Trooper

Guy that stands in the corner drinking and watches his own personal "intern" dance: Key Lime Lee

Staffer in charge of keeping candidate drunk: finz83
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Post by Melli_Fera »

I'd like to be the official personal intern dancer! Qualifications: lessons in ballet, tap, country line, and ballroom... and student of the Parrot Bay and Malibu School of Sway and Staggar... :wench:
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Post by zanth »

Well, I would officially like to offer my services to this worthy endevour. I feel that though I am multi-talented, I would best serve this administration overseeing the agricultural/interior needs of our fine nation. Here's my three point plan:

1. Limes, we need them for our coronas/ritas and also to avoid scurvy. In fact, we need many different tropical fruits for our boat drinks. I will ensure our country will never be lacking in this area.
2. Natural resources - we have to preserve the natural beauty of this fine country. We have to protect the wildlife and provide proper healthy habitats for them (including Monkey Boy).
3. Cash crops - we need new cash crops for a stable economy. We should look back at history and remember what our founding fathers (and mothers) grew, namely, cannabis. Please refer to a history lesson from Prof. Slater:

STONER
George toked weed man?
SLATER
Absolutely George toked weed. Are you kidding me man. He grew fields of fields of that stuff man. That's what I'm talking about. Fields.
STONER
He grew that s*** up Mount Vernon man?
SLATER
Mount Vernon man. He grew it all over the country man. He had people growing it all over the country, you know.
The whole country back then was getting high. Let me tell you man, 'cos, 'cos, 'cos he knew. He was on to something man. He knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states man. So he grew fields of it man. But you know what? Behind every good man there's a woman. And that woman was Martha Washington man. And every day George would come home. She'd have a big fat bowl waiting for him man when he'd come in the door man. She was hip, hip, hip lady man.


I will ensure proper quality and availability for those who so choose to partake, as well as using the profits from the sale of this crop to fund government projects of the new regime.

I humbly await a response, thank you for your consideration :D
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Post by Melli_Fera »

BTT to drum up support :wink:
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Post by tommcat327 »

VOTE TOMMCAT FOR

SUPREME DICTATOR FOR LIFE
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Post by Ilph »

THE PARROTTHEAD PARTY

President: ILPH

Vice President: Brown Eyed Girl

Public Relations Director: Desdamona

Secretary of Agriculture/Interior: zanth

Drunken Head of Security and Pudding Wrestling Coordinator: Sailing Again

Keepers of the Lick- Her Cabinent: Buffett Bride & Coconuts (this is a very important position for our party and therefore deems two people)

Intern and Cigar Provider: MojosMama

Secretary of Coronas, Margaritas and party supplies: Big Hat Carmen

Captain of the presidential yacht: Super Trooper

Guy that stands in the corner drinking and watches his own personal "intern" dance: Key Lime Lee

Staffer in charge of keeping candidate drunk: finz83

Official Party Dancer: Melli_Fera

Supreme Dictator of the Broom Closet: Tommcat
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Post by Melli_Fera »

woo hoo! :D

I'll be your private dancer, dancer for money, do what you want me to do....

j/k ... maybe :wink:
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Post by SuperTrooper »

Melli_Fera wrote:woo hoo! :D

I'll be your private dancer, dancer for money, do what you want me to do....

j/k ... maybe :wink:
I gotta get me some ones! :o 8)
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Post by Melli_Fera »

SuperTrooper wrote:
Melli_Fera wrote:woo hoo! :D

I'll be your private dancer, dancer for money, do what you want me to do....

j/k ... maybe :wink:
I gotta get me some ones! :o 8)
:P :roll: :P :roll: :P :roll: :P :roll: :P :roll:
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Post by Coconuts »

Melli, just noticed your dance qualifications! I was a ballroom instructor in training for a while (I pretty much just got free lessons), plus I've taken belly dance lessons.
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Post by Ilph »

Melli_Fera wrote:woo hoo! :D

I'll be your private dancer, dancer for money, do what you want me to do....

j/k ... maybe :wink:
Let the scandals begin!!!!
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Post by Ilph »

And now for my official stances on a few issues:

The Conch Republic:
Fully recognized by America

Gay Marriage:
If it's cool in Key West, it's cool here.

Public Intoxication:
C'mon you've been to a tailgate before.

Education:
Everyone should have one

Gun control:
If burglars knew every house had a gun in it, there'd be a lot less burglars

Death Penalty:
Only in extreme cases such as CEO scandals (Enron, Tyco, etc.) and c*ck blocking your friend at the bar

Collegiate funding:
Scholarships can only be used for classes that start after 11:00. We're not paying for those 8am crapfests that no one goes to anyway.

Terrorists:
They're bad

Imigration control:
You have six months to find a taxi cab driver's position, then you're back out on your ass

Iraq:
Soldiers are coming home. Leave the new people in charge with this warning: "Just so you know, we've installed those spycams that are on p*** sites EVERYWHERE. The first little thing that looks like you might be coming after us, we'll nuke you."

Embargo on Cuba:
Either you start shipping more cigars over here, or this relationship is over.

Major League Baseball:
Bud Selig is fired.

Health Care:
Here's two asprin. Call me in the morning.

Social Security:
Retirement age stays the same, but if you're rich, don't plan on seeing any checks from us. Go have lunch with Moneybags and Mr. Burns.

Gas Prices:
When we leave Iraq, we're taking the oil with us.

Alternative Fuels:
Farmers, get that corn ready! We're making cars that run on it!

Minimum Wage:
If you're over 18, your wage will be increased. If not, you do not deserve eight dollars an hour to talk to your friends through the drive thu window.
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Post by sailingagain »

Your still alive and I'm drunk. Clearly I'm doing my job.

CAN I HAVE A RAISE????
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Post by Snowparrot »

I was going to apply for a cabinet position, but I suppose you don't allow foreigners in, :roll: except maybe to be in charge of Foreign Affairs? :wink: , I think I'll just be the self-appointed ambassador from the parrotheads of Canada! :wink:
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Post by Ilph »

sailingagain wrote:Your still alive and I'm drunk. Clearly I'm doing my job.

CAN I HAVE A RAISE????
Only if you use it for booze.
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Post by sailingagain »

It sure ain't going in the bank!!!!! :pirate:
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Post by Ilph »

Snowparrot wrote:I was going to apply for a cabinet position, but I suppose you don't allow foreigners in, :roll: except maybe to be in charge of Foreign Affairs? :wink: , I think I'll just be the self-appointed ambassador from the parrotheads of Canada! :wink:
Okay, I think I have a few positions you could apply for:

Ambasador to Canada from Canada

Person in charge of Keeping the Cold Air Up North

Official Corraller of Mike Myers, Ann Murray & Shania Twain.
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