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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well" says the vet "let's have a look at him." The vet picks the dog up and examines his eyes, checks his teeth, etc. Finally he says "I'm going to have to ...

Cajun Seafood Gumbo (Seattle style) Step 1 – make the Roux: ½ cup oil ½ cup flour Stir CONSTANTLY over MEDIUM-LOW heat until it’s a dark mahogany brown (~15 minutes) (like Emeril sez “Is your momma Catholic and can she make a Roux?”) Step 2 – while the Roux cools, chop up fairly finely: 3 cloves Gar...

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying from copies, not the original manuscripts. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there were an error ...

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go o...

So, it seems that two nuns were traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and scratches at the windshield! "Quick, quick!!" shouts the first nun, "What shall I do?&qu...

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the fe...

In a bar one day, a pirate was talking to the bartender. The bartender asked him, "Why do you have a peg leg?" The pirate answered, "Back when I was sailing the seas, a big shark noticed me swimming one day and bit off me leg." "Well, then how did you get the hook?" the...

G'nite pholks!

Ya know, doesn't it seem that Fins and Cheeseburger just flat ass need to be retired? I don't think I'll ever tire of either one, but I'm sure tired of Southern Cross! How about "Changing Channels" or "12v Man"? I'd sure like to hear "First Look"? "It's My Job&quo...

Lighthouse. . . If you don't have James Taylor's "Gorilla" album, you don't know what you're missing! That's my favorite one and I guess one of Jimmy's favorites too. ive never really listened to a lot of james taylors material, but after hearing lighthouse i want to start to get into it....

Lighthouse. . . If you don't have James Taylor's "Gorilla" album, you don't know what you're missing!

We all went crazy when JB did 'Wind Cries Mary' for his final encore when he was up here in Seattle,(auburn) last time . . . . I started yelling at the opening bars of the song and the young 'uns around me didn't know whatinthehell was wrong with me . . I'm old enuf that I saw a young Jimi Hendix pl...

EJR sez: "Boy, I got right in at 10 and bought lousy seats, but saw seats available for about 30 minutes after that." I was lookin' for 4 good seats and what I got was waaaaay up in the corner, so I did the "search again" and got four in the back corner behind the stage and did &...

Long time lurker, first time poster here . . . . Jimmy only comes up this way every five years or so, so listening in on RM is my only way to get my JB fix. I tried to get tix for San Jose, but by the time I got onto ticketmaster (10:00:01) all the tickets were gone! Hmmmm . . . I myself kinda like ...