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"Didja want any change?" when I put down a twenty for a ten dollar tab.

"What would you like, Hun?"

I'm not your "Hun"!

My wife doesn't drink milk, but she drinks buttermilk,,,, [smilie=noeyedear-shrugging.gif]

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My next-door neighbor is out working in his yard today. That's really good news; he tested positive about 2 weeks ago and spent 9 days in bed, he said it's the sickest he's ever been. He's a doctor and only 40 years old.... if it affected him that way, there's no way I want to mess with it. I've kep...

Spilling their beer on it or dunking it in their beer.
(Not necessarily speaking from personal experience...)

Mac singing "Hello In There" by John Prine today.... https://www.facebook.com/macmcanally/vi ... 374602850/

Henry Kapono is doing Duke's On Sunday from his backyard today...
https://www.facebook.com/Henry-Kapono-86187324493

I made clam chowder for dinner and while I was chopping up the veggies I cut my finger. I think I need stitches, but no way am I going to the ER.... Mrs SPH cleaned it up and put a bandage on it (being married to a retired RN does have some benefits) and we'll see how it heals. It's on my right hand...

In an unsettling reversal of their teenage years, our kids are now yelling at us about not needing to go out....

We only had snow once this winter and it was perfect! It snowed over night and in the morning I didn't even have to shovel my walk!

We saw Colin Hay (of Men at Work) at St. Mark's Cathedral last night. The acoustics were incredible!

OK, now what?

Our National Bird... how embarrassing! Perverted Illinois bald eagle threesome threatens sanctity of marriage. What’s next, hawk orgies? https://www.chicagotribune.com/columns/rex-huppke/ct-illinois-eagles-throuple-threesome-marriage-huppke-20200306-pg7r7um5tvdqjasyyigjobzdny-story.html https://www....

I'm a Gemini - I''ve never considered it a disorder....

I have a college age nephew who had a series of unexplained seizures while in a class last month. They don't know what caused them, but he can't drive, can't ride a bike, can't even go swimming until they know what brought them on. Lock her up! Lock her up!

SMLCHNG wrote: ↑

March 3, 2020 8:44 pm

Saltx3 wrote: ↑

March 3, 2020 10:32 am

(stepping down from soap box)

Stay up there. People are so stupid.

You gotta remember that half the people are dumber than the "average" person and I fear that the "average" person ain't all that bright....

When I was in my 30's, I jammed the pinkie finger on my right hand playing basketball but thought it was just a bad sprain and never went to the doctor. Every time I bumped it, it hurt like heck but then would be OK again. About 4 months later, playing in a softball league, I took a line drive off m...