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SeattleParrotHead wrote:

jbfinscj wrote:

Bonzo wrote:So what kind of hot simian action is happening at this venue?

Lots of lube

Mostly alcohol based, although some KY based (mostly up on the lawn.)

Well, that explains "get drunk and screw".

Why do I suddenly have "I got you Babe" running through my head??? You're a glutton for punishment? :wink: Do you have an equivalent for this silliness Down Under? Hey, look who showed up! Like the furry rodent (and the hairy simian) are you just gonna drop by once a year? Good to see ya ...

Getting an Uber to the show is realistic if you get there early. Getting picked up there afterward is likely not. The roads around The Lube are just oo much of a mess. If you could get back to the shopping area, a mile or so away, you could pretty easily get picked up there. I don't think they do L...

jbfinscj wrote:

Bonzo wrote:So what kind of hot simian action is happening at this venue?

Lots of lube

I'm feeling slippery already.

Rabbitz wrote:

Bonzo wrote:Groundhog Day ..... all this hullabaloo about some furry overgrown rodent.

Where's the love for simians?

Well when was the last time a chimp predicted the weather?

Oh wait, billion dollar super computer systems fail to do that too...

Exactly! How much worse could I do?

Groundhog Day ..... all this hullabaloo about some furry overgrown rodent.

Where's the love for simians?

So what kind of hot simian action is happening at this venue?

Just thought I'd drop in and say "WOO-HOO" for BNiversaries!!! Apparently I'm nearing the 10 year mark also ... under this screen name. My evil twin preceded me by a year or so. :wink: Who you callin' "evil", cereal boy? :evil: I apologize for the human. And the other human ... ...

jbfinscj wrote:Hi

Nope, this isn't it either.

Saltx3 wrote:

Bonzo wrote:

Saltx3 wrote:Business (even monkey business) is slow in the MSC these days........

But, good morning-almost afternoon to all of you !

You rang?

haha - you said rang to a Ringer - haha !!!

I'm clever like that. Or did you think I was just another pretty face?

Saltx3 wrote:Business (even monkey business) is slow in the MSC these days........

But, good morning-almost afternoon to all of you !

You rang?

Cranberry cortisone pancakes anyone?

Evening, humans.

Greetings humans!
That wannabe beach bum buccaneer sent me.

My "phone" is two tin cans and a string. And my "car" is a scooter left over from the set of Leave It To Beaver. Next question ..... . . yeah, well . . . at least you have a cool Tiki Bar,best I've got is a saggy , empty Corona box . . :evil: . . . . . you still win . . . . next...

You forgot car. I'll definitely steal your car. And your phone. Then I'll send phony text messages to all your friends. . . I'm betting that if you saw my phone, even you would reject it and say " who has a phone from 15 years ago ? " . . . . it doesn't sing, dance or do funny tricks with...

PS - beware of the chimp. He's a pretty shifty character. :o . . so true . . he will steal your bar stool, your drink, your date, and your money . . . pretty much in that order . . . . :roll: :D You forgot car. I'll definitely steal your car. And your phone. Then I'll send phony text messages to al...

surfpirate wrote:Welcome Noobies one and all.

I would also like to go on record and say that I am not crazy.

My mother had me tested.

Get another test ..... you're the worst of the bunch.

I'm gonna need a map. And a trail of bananas.